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A crewneck that didn't know when to stop. 380gsm of washed cotton, cut long enough to count as a dress and loose enough to go straight on over a damp swimsuit in the car park, which is the whole point.
It's washed after dyeing, so it turns up looking like it has already done a season rather than straight out of the packet. Wear it with leggings, over a pair of Core Sweatpants, or on its own on the three warm days a year.
Oversized, landing around mid-thigh. Take your usual size, or size down for less of a tent. S–L.
See it worn, plus the full size guide, on the fit guide
Wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle, inside out. Tumble low or dry flat — heat is what lifts a print. Don't iron over the print, don't bleach, don't dry clean. The wash finish means no two come out exactly the same shade, which is the point of it.
| Size | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 87 | 89 | 91 |
| Chest (half) | 68 | 70 | 72 |
| Shoulder | 63 | 65 | 67 |
| Sleeve | 53 | 54 | 55 |
Chest is a half-measurement. Double it for the full circumference.